A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...