Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...