Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...