The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...