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An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...