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Pick Up Line Rejections!
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Cajun Virgin
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Must help the wife
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Things to do visiting your Therapist
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...