Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...