Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...