Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...