The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...