La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...