Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...