Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
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Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...