Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...