Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...