Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...