A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...