Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...