Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...