A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!