Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....