Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...