Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...