Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...