Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...