He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...