Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...