Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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