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Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
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Fish jokes 03
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Farm jokes 10
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Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...