Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...