The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....