Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...