Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...