A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...