Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...