Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...