Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...