Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...