Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...