When I get out…..
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Getting married
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Rookie is on the job
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Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
I’m at the wrong bank
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...