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Phonebook Dilemma
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Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
A brief declaration
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
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How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...