Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...