Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...