There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...