Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...