Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...