Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...