Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...