Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...