Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...