Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
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With a mouse warming party
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The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...