tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Stupid Stories
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Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...